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I hope so badly this is the longest, coldest revenge ever.

Like, ok.  She’s got a snaggletooth that’s not helping her out (there are some hella cute snaggleteeth in the world though!), the worst Tootie haircut I’ve ever seen, and a normal-sized body and terrible taste?  Is that it?
Maybe her favorite movie is She’s All That and she’s just setting us all up so we’re OMG SO SURPRISED when she gets a decent bra and a bandage dress and we can all holy shit around about how she was SECRETLY PRETTY THIS WHOLE TIME?!

I hope so badly this is the longest, coldest revenge ever.

Like, ok.  She’s got a snaggletooth that’s not helping her out (there are some hella cute snaggleteeth in the world though!), the worst Tootie haircut I’ve ever seen, and a normal-sized body and terrible taste?  Is that it?

Maybe her favorite movie is She’s All That and she’s just setting us all up so we’re OMG SO SURPRISED when she gets a decent bra and a bandage dress and we can all holy shit around about how she was SECRETLY PRETTY THIS WHOLE TIME?!

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On Lena Dunham

If I had that kind of money and connections, I would look SO FUCKING GOOD ALL THE TIME, even with my lumpy body, because I know how to dress my damn self.

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GUYS I LOVE MY HAIR SO FUCKING MUCH.

GUYS I LOVE MY HAIR SO FUCKING MUCH.

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Summary of the lesbian experience:

"Hey remember that time you flirted with a girl who would later break up the long-term relationship of two of your friends, one of whom you would also go on to have sex with?  Oh and the one you slept with was also the best friend of the one-time-love-of-your-life-or-whatever (whose office was 30 feet from the spot you were flirting at in the first sentence), and you met them when you moved here with your ex-girlfriend who also works in the same building?"

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No, it’s fine! I do like crime books, and I went to FSU (and lived across the street from the Chi Omega house), so the Bundy stuff is interesting, she’s just an atrocious writer. This think has been reprinted a hundred times, no one ever thought to fact check her weird mileage?!

No, it’s fine! I do like crime books, and I went to FSU (and lived across the street from the Chi Omega house), so the Bundy stuff is interesting, she’s just an atrocious writer. This think has been reprinted a hundred times, no one ever thought to fact check her weird mileage?!

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Ann Rule just said that Hilton Head is “scarcely 100 miles” from Raiford prison in Florida.

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People really listen to Neil Young?

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So I am reading this Ted Bundy book, and there are some things I just can’t get past.

  • The constant descriptions of him as handsome.  Stop.  He’s one plainfaced motherfucker, I don’t care how many people he murdered.  Were people in the 70s that hard up for actual handsome dudes?
  • See also: intelligent.  This guy was a B+ at best, calm down.  Again: not stupid, but not actually OMG SO SMART YOU GUYS.
  • Also she keeps dropping “retarded” and it’s awful.
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sosuperawesome:

Planters by PotteryLodge

So last night I had to promise gf that I’d give away two plants in exchange for getting to buy a bonsai tree.  I wonder how many plants I’d have to give away to get all of these in my house.

(via hil-arrr-y)

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Finally got this ombré shit on lock.

Finally got this ombré shit on lock.