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Sometimes I forget that Florida is fully insane and you can’t buy growlers there.

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WHEN MY FRIEND LAYS A SKATER OUT

rollerderp:

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ACCURATE.

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Fartnuggets.

I definitely accidentally donated gf’s birthday present to goodwill.

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Mazel tov, I guess.

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GF sends me pictures of her hanging out with the dogs while I’m at work and it’s cute and also maddening.

GF sends me pictures of her hanging out with the dogs while I’m at work and it’s cute and also maddening.

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bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

LOL.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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How to make your hair do that thing:

Side part your hair. Start a French braid or inside out French braid at the top of the fuller side. Braid until you hit behind your ear, but only adding hair on the hairline side. Pin that braid to wait. Do the same thing on the other side, but braid all the way around the back of your head, basically until you get to the other braid. Smush both braids and any leftover hair together in a messy bun behind your ear. Ta da!

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armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

The Song of 2013 
finally gets the video it deserves

do you think in 10-20 years arvil lavigne will be an even more sad “what ever happened to baby jane” style droopy psycho teenpunk

a) oh god the appropriation/infantilization it burns
b) I am only six years older than Avril Lavigne and I still dress like an (actual) punk and I don’t think I look this painfully whatever happened to baby jane, at least I hope so
c) this is one of the laziest-structured pop songs I’ve ever heard, like it’s not even produced well

This video was pulled but you can watch it here. It’s appallingly bad. I couldn’t stop watching it—I leaned forward in my seat, mouth agape.

How to mask that your singer is totally unable to dance/an infinite swirling vortex of the opposite of talent.

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Look guys, it’s how my hair will be for the rest of the summer.

Look guys, it’s how my hair will be for the rest of the summer.