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If your name is Tyler and you’re a dildo, show up an hour late to buy my bookshelf.

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I took my feet OFF THE OTTOMAN so she could perch on it and she promptly climbed into my lap.

I took my feet OFF THE OTTOMAN so she could perch on it and she promptly climbed into my lap.

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Today is OutKastday.

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On getting a new roommate

  • Me: Ooh, this one wants LGBT-friendly roommates! She sounds perfect.
  • GF: Ok, well let's meet her.
  • Me: She can only live here if neither one of us want to have sex with her.
  • GF: ...
  • Me: I'm serious.
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greykiwi:

I’m already planning my journey back to brown hair (probably do it mid-late summer) and I’m thinking I want something like this.

Hair goals.

greykiwi:

I’m already planning my journey back to brown hair (probably do it mid-late summer) and I’m thinking I want something like this.

Hair goals.

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I know two people that had babies yesterday

Growing a small person in you is so weird.

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beyonce:

Coachella 2014
Photo Credit: Robin Harper

beyonce:

Coachella 2014

Photo Credit: Robin Harper

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I DIED.

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OH YEAH.

OH YEAH.