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"If you dropped me in Africa and they’re like serving something out if a dirty pot, I’ll eat it."

— LITERALLY THE WORST.

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New topic:

The relative popularity of coconut water.

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I just want you to know that a couple is sitting behind me and the guy is bitching about the size of milkshakes at Shake Shack and the girl is talking about paleo nonsense.

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Downside: my car won’t be fixed until at least tomorrow

Upside: The part was under warranty, so it’s free.  He’s not even charging me for labor.

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yoisthisracist:

Hey doggz! Dave Holmes returns to the podcast this week! Today, Dave has a message for young gay guys.

If you feel like doing some reading, here’s the original bullshit Dave sent over, and the piece by Sierra Mannie it’s responding to!

As always, you can subscribe on iTunes and SoundCloud, and call in, 323-389-RACE to leave your questions!

Dave Holmes continues to be a goddamn national treasure.

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My car is broken again and I have the kind of PMS that is going to end in a multiple murder.

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bustysaintclair:

American hero. 

The hero Gotham deserves.

bustysaintclair:

American hero. 

The hero Gotham deserves.

(via angryangelagain)

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thenatwolff:

jdyeaton:

Sia - Chandelier

Woah

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(Source: youtube.com)

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Dreamy fadey nails because I’m a little bit obsessed with Jenny Lewis’s suit right now.

Dreamy fadey nails because I’m a little bit obsessed with Jenny Lewis’s suit right now.

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This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, and I want both dresses.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, and I want both dresses.

(Source: blacknaturalbeauties, via msenjoli)